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posted : Saturday, June 6, 2009
title : dear fat penguin
my day with anya kheila cruz texting kheila on papa's blackberry. picking up kheila. grandparent's house. offering water. dropping lychee. exploding lychee. making faces at kheila. opening and locking the windows. fixing kheila's blogspot. getting owned by pop rocks. making more faces at kheila. choosing popsicles (creamsicle, fudgesicle, the one with chocolate! or the 'SUCK IT' one). going to the park. swinging. swinging sideways. pwned by a slide. bitching about life. trying to get the tv working. taylor lautner's sexyness! twilight and harry potter trailers. meeting my cousins. meeting goddaughter. putting pants on kadelyn (EPIC FAIL). dinner at swiss chalet. shirley temples, WITH SWORDS! ribs. cutting kheila's ribs. chewing meat that can't be swallowed. dad's retardness. roaming through blockbuster. rock paper scissors. making even more faces at kheila. jammin' to music. oliver james. laughing about retarded shit. 'you never know' - immortal technique. unexpected vibrating phone!" j: let's go on the teeter-totter! k: NO! THAT'S SEX TOY! j: k, the froggy! k: NO! THAT'S SEX TOY! j: YOU'RE a sex toy! " " j: kheila! can you help me put her pants on? *kheila putting kadelyn's pants on j: KHEILA! look! *looks, both legs are in one pant -.- " " *looks at pants j: OMG! THE SWORD WENT THROUGH! k: you're hurting me! j: what'd i do?! k: .. make me laugh " " j : OMG! i lost my sword! *looks on the floor k: which one? j: the red one! k: here it is! *gives sword j: ..wtf?! " " *pokes kheila's nose |